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Fuctifano Apparel began with a simple idea: To blend bold style with a tongue-in-cheek sense of humour

FUCTIFANO®

Fuctifano Apparel began with a simple idea: Clothing that speaks your truth and stands the test of time.

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Fuctifano began as an imaginary destination invented by a group of schoolchildren discussing where they'd love to spend the holidays. The name survived long after every other suggestion had long been forgotten. Today, Fuctifano has become a place that exists through imagination, art and storytelling.

Various names cropped up, but Fuctifano is still the most memorable of all of names, even though a couple of the others are still used, less frequently, to this day.

Years later, I spotted a fridge magnet, stuck on the fridge of an edlerly pensioner, who I was carrying out a regular, scheduled, Gas Safety Check for and I smiled.

She smiled back at me and told me that whenever her great grandchildren ask her what it means, she tells them that Fuctifano was a famous Italian footballer. She isn't convinced that they believe her though.

I realised then, that if an eldery great grandmother was amused by the use of the word and was even willing to display it openly in her own home to her great grandkids, then more people would also be amused by it's use.

In order to protect our business interests, we decided to register the word Fuctifano as a Trademark and are now the proud holders of the Trademarked registration of that word.

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